just-shower-thoughts:

If dust is mainly human skin then little bits of dust must get into paint and onto paintings that are layed out to dry. So famous paintings like Van Gogh would have an actual part of him in the painting from his dust.

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

(Source: guy, via fuckyahumor)

snorlaxatives:

can i just give a special shoutout to all the fedex, UPS, and mail delivery people because they work hard as fuck especially this time of year like my family had a combined total of like 30 different packages in the past few weeks and the delivery people really did #that

(via hotboyproblems)

oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

(via egberts)

dftba99:

dreemurr-the-dank-meemurr:

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

(Source: draggofur, via confirmance)

foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

(via thecommonchick)

(Source: baetek, via craved)

swarovskia:

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

(Source: hope-crest, via humorrelated)